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Sardar SMS


Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............
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2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka

truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
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Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.
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How do you make a Sardar laugh on "Saturday"?
Tell him "a joke on Tuesday
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Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes.............................
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A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"
Sardar: B.Com final year"
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A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"
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teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
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Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya.
guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya. ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon......
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SARDARNE 2 SARDR SARDAR G MAIN NE AJ PANE KO BEWAKOOF

 BANAYA SARDAR.WO KAISAY SARDARNE.
MAIN NE PANE GARAM KYA PER THANDAY SE NAHA LYA

HA HA HA BABLOO
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interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?sardar;nov 28.interviewer;which year?

sardar;abey ullu everyyear.
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sardarji (raste se jate samay friend se ek chig dekhake):
are yar main ese kahi dekha hain
second sardarji:han main bhi ese kahi dekha hain
first sardarji(use sungh kar ):are yar yad aaraha hain.
second sardarji:ha muse bhi yad aa raha hain.
first saradarji:test leta hain aur kahata hain are yar yah
to gobar hain acha huaa main es per pair nahi diya.
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grl in a wedding ceremony want 2 go 2 da toilet. she asked a sardar, sardarji

su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.
sardar replied u naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao.
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a sardar bunked his office and went home and found his wife on bed with his boss.he run back and told his
coleagues :YAAR AJ TU MIEN BASS PAKAR GIA TA.
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Sardar: Prito "Ek wari I LOVE YOU keh day"
Prito: "Nahi Sharam Andi Ey"
Sardar: "Keh Day NA"
Prito: "Nahi Na"
Sardar: "Dhake To Fir Meri Bahen Nahi"
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Sardar Get Engaged with girl,
soon he came 2 know she had no affair b4,
he brokn the relation every 1 asked the reason!He said
"JO KISI OR KI NA HO SAKI WOH MERI KIA HOGI"
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In aptitude test
River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state.
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a sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question.
interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee?
Sardar : Thanks for giving me the job i will investigate.
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ek sradar sochta raha...sochta raha... sochta raha... saari zindagi sochta raha aur

sochtay sochtay hi mar gaya k meri behan k 3 bhai hain tau mere 2 kyoun????
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ek sardar shadi se phley apni bewi ko gana sunata hai mera mehbob mary sanam

 or sahdi key bad mai kery pasey jawona mai manji kethy dawna
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WHY WAS SARDAR JEE ARRESTED IN A POLITICAL RALLY.

BECOZ HE SAW A GIRL GOING AROUND WITH A BADGE ON HER

CHEST WHICH SAID"PRESS" AND SARDAR JEE PRESSED IT.
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A sardar married to a short girl.people asked to sardar why you married such

a short girl. He replied our guru gee says maseebat jitni choti ho utna

he acha hota hay.
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do sardar ja rahah hote hain,k samne se eik pregnant auorat aa rahih hoti hai,

sardar dousre sardar se khata hain kiyaa is ko bhi laal chuti ne kaata hai
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SARDARNI SAY:- aji sunday o..Aj 3 dako aaye see.. unhaan nay mere

 izat lut laee jay.
SARDAR SAY:- toon onhaan noo rokya naeen....?
SARDARNI REPLIES:- bohot rokya see... per o rukay e naeen....

 kehen lagay HUN SANO JAAN DAY...ASSI THAK GAEE AAN
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
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After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
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Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi
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Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
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Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

 

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